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Terrifier 3, Not Afraid To Push The Boat Out In To Controversial Waters

So after seeing the first two, a friend of mine asked me to come and see the third, naturally I said no.

But after a little convincing I bit that bullet and went with him to see it, yeah I’ve never regretted anything in my life… until that night.

Terrifier 3 breaks a certain taboo subject matter that you rarely see in horror movies, and that is the deaths of children, and I’m not talking about offscreen deaths no… you see everything in this flick, dismembered dead children who it only have been axed, but blown up as well… oh yeah… that happens, more on that later.

There is a reason why people have been throwing up when seeing this movie, and I don’t blame them to be quite honest with you… there were some scenes in the first two that sure made me gag, but never made me throw up per say, but!

This one particularly made me feel physically sick, so much so that during one scene I actually had to walk out, call me soft call me whatever, but c’mon do you really want to see a woman get tube fed live rats? And then said rats eat and gnaw their way out of the woman’s stomach, do you really want to see that? Didn’t think so.

Directly from the opening scene you know exactly what road this threequel is going to go down, and it really isn’t a happy road at all.

The opening ten minutes alone is gross, and it’s really unpleasant, let me explain… like I said in the first two… squeamish viewers stop reading now!

So.. Art dressed as Santa invades the home of a typical American style family, they have a nice house, two kids and are excited for the Christmas season, the little girl wakes up, hears “Santa” on the roof and goes to investigate.

She spots Art the clown wielding an axe, and slaughter her older brother… his famous last words are “Julia I thought I told you to stay out of my…” bam he’s then axed to death by Art.

I’m not going to lie, I did laugh at this scene, I’m not sure whether it was a shocked laugh, something like “ha ha oh no a child has died” or whether it was an uncomfortable laugh like “ha oh that poor child”

This is one of many deaths where it feels unwarranted and completely unnecessary, Damian Leone is trying so hard to go down the controversial route, while it does pay off, it makes you feel so uncomfortable when watching these kids die a horrible death.

Another scene involves a department store Santa and Art, he uses liquid nitrogen to freeze the poor guys legs, and then smashes them with a sledgehammer, again completely unwarranted and unnecessary.

You feel so sorry for the poor bastard.

Art then dresses as Santa, and treats kids to presents galore… but being a horror movie it’s not all fun and games, with a choir version of Joy To The World blasting out, a little boy who looks no older than 8 maybe 9 opens a present and KABOOM!

He explodes along with several other children in the vicinity.

MERRY CHRISTMAS BOYS AND GIRLS! And just when you think that doesn’t fulfil your sick depraved mind, oh look little Jimmy’s entrails, because yeah… really want to see that… oh look, it’s little Susie’s foot, just lying there.

Seriously it really shy away from controversy let me tell you!

I hated this movie and for good reason.

The amount of gratuitous violence completely takes away from the horror elements of Terrifier 3.

The kills again like the second are completely unnecessary and just so uncalled for, I get that’s Art’s motive like he just doesn’t give a shit about who he kills and how he kills them.

Art the clown is like this generations Jigsaw, every film he finds new ways to brutally murder someone, and that is a hill I will die on.

I hated this movie so much, it was graphic, unnecessary… just no… eww!

0/10 and you guys who have stuck with this blog for a long time know how dare I give 0/10s but guys this film completely warrants that rating, it’s gross, graphic and certainly not for anybody who has children.

As always guys catch ya later 🙂

I’m going to wash my eyes out and grab a sick bowl… laters!

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Night Swim… Interesting Premise But Sadly Sinks To The Bottom Of The Pool.

I first heard of this film back in mid December, the premise alone hooked me and I was sold, I mean… a haunted swimming pool is something I had never seen in a horror movie before.

But alas, as the title suggests it sadly sinks deep down to the bottom of the pool, it was a massive disappointment to say the least, the scares are cheap and predictable the decisions the characters make are rather questionable as well, half the time I was saying to myself “why are doing that, don’t do that, oh my god you absolute cockwomble”

The film follows ex baseball star Ray Waller played by Wyatt Russel and his family consisting of mum Eve played by Kerry Condon, and their two offspring, son Elliot played by Gavin Warren and daughter Izzy played by Amélie Hoeferle.

The Waller family move in to the home where we’re met with our first cliche everybody, hold on to your swimming trunks because there is a load of these bad boys!

The house was previously the victim of a murder, a young girl back in 1992 was trying to fetch a boat in the pool for her terminally ill younger brother, an unseen force pulls her in and drowns, cliche number one too your collection point please!

The family then find the pool in disarray and vow to repair it! Once repaired they find out that it’s self sustained and that the water is from a nearby spring.

Ray decides to use the pool to his advantage and uses it as part of his therapy for his illness (remember I said that okay because we are going to be revisiting that very very shortly) now mysteriously his illness goes in to remission much to the surprise of his family.

The mum Eve is concerned about the behaviour of her husband and also her children after they say they were attacked by something in the pool, ready for cliche number two, here it comes… the family cat goes missing, so far we have haunted house, mystery murder, mystery behaviour and animals inexplicably going missing.

The family then decide to do some digging regarding the house, oh before we get on to that that mystery illness that went into remission, yeah well Ray nearly drowns and also forces a child underwater, it’s then blamed on said mystery illness… you know, the one went in to remission yeah that one.

They do some digging and find that there have been more disappearances in that house! Cliche number three your time has come.

Now turns out the pool that has the self sustaining water source from the local spring, well turns out eve goes and visits Rebecca’s mum Kay (Rebecca was the girl back in 1992 retrieving the boat for her sick brother Tommy) Kay tells Eve the mother of all cliches… the pool water is a special type of healing water, and in order to use the healing capabilities you must sacrifice a family member.

Kay in order to help her sick son recover is compelled to sacrifice Rebecca (and the mother of the year award goes too…) Eve now realises that Ray is under the demons curse and is now sacrificing their son Elliot to the demon.

The family band together to save Elliot from the clutches of the pool demon, Ray after being hit on the head with a baseball bat regains his strength and decides to sacrifice himself to the demon, putting and end to the family’s ordeal.

The surviving family members consisting of Eve, Izzy and Elliot decide to remain in the house and fill the pool in, preventing another family falling victim.

Seriously the decision making in this film is so questionable it borders on comedy, you fill the pool in so that no one and I mean no one can discover it, and then swiftly move out, I cannot be the only one on here who thinks that! It sounds logical don’t it? I just don’t understand why you’d stay in a house that’s full of bad memories, you’d move out right? Right?

Night Swim was produced by Blumhouse, which in a sense is rather disappointing as I love Blumhouse horror movies, I mean they have bought us some decent films they really have, biggest mistake was releasing it this soon in the year, when in reality it should’ve been released this October/November which is prime time for horror movies.

January is aptly called Dump Month, mainly because filmmakers dump these sorts of films on us and they rarely get a good review, not to mention the box office numbers reach an all time low.

Night Swim proves that just because you have an interesting premise, if you overstuff it with cliches and questionable decision making it’s going to fall flat very, very fast.

Now I do have something positive to say, the acting is somewhat decent, Wyatt Russell does a bang up job as do the kids in this film.

Night Swim is… it’s decent and I don’t know why filmmakers don’t make more of these, the premise starts off really well and I really want to see more unconventional haunted places, like say a haunted treehouse or a haunted secret hideout that you used to make as a kid.

The problem with this film is it falls flat massively, it drags you in and you fall for it hook line and sinker, by the end of the film your left thinking “was that it” it was such a letdown, I left the cinema gutted, because what was what I thought an intriguing premise turned out to be another cliche ridden horror, it resembles those horror films you used to find in the bargain bin at your local supermarket.

3/10 Night Swim gets from me, it’s as I said and interesting premise but it doesn’t fully deliver on that.

As always until next time, catch ya later 🙂

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Winnie The Pooh: Blood And Honey… Why?

On January first 2022 the 1926 novel of Winnie the Pooh entered the public domain, enter this guy Rhys Frake-Waterfield.

I want whatever he is on, because not only has he single-handedly turned our beloved woodland creatures in to cannibalistic, psychopathic murdering machines he has come out and said that he plans to make a shared universe with… Bambi and Peter Pan, ladies and gentlemen we are getting a multiverse that no one has asked for and one we don’t even need.

But anyway let’s dive in to possibly one of the most unintentionally hilarious horror films of this year.

Prepare yourself, because the plot I am about to dive in to is real… this isn’t some weird fever dream, this is an actual movie, someone has actually made this film… that being said let’s begin.

So we’re all familiar with Christopher Robin and Winnie The Pooh right? They hung out in the one hundred acre wood with Tigger, Rabbit, Owl and Piglet, right well Christopher brings them food for them to survive, he then heads off to college to study to become a doctor.

Pooh and the gang grow hungry during the winter and end up turning to cannibalism and savagely eat Eeyore alive.

I certainly did not have that on my 2023 bingo card but yet here we are!

It’s all downhill from there, I don’t even know where to begin with this film, I think the one question on mine and everyone else’s mind is… why?

Why take a beloved children’s character that so many generations have grown up watching and reading and turn him in to something like… this!

There isn’t even a justifiable reason why Winnie the Pooh kills in this film, Christopher just simply grew up, he grew up went to college I mean what sixteen year old do you know that has imaginary friends that live in the woods… not many.

You are probably thinking right now “you are reading way to much in to this dude, it’s a film enjoy it” maybe I am but still in a way I’m not wrong.

Blood and Honey is everything that is wrong with public domain movies, filmmakers make these films and then wonder why people hated it, I mean they received death threats from die hard Winnie the Pooh fans, yet they still went ahead and released it… it earned a dire 3% on rotten tomatoes.

Critics said that there’s zero coherent story, and the production value is bad, they’re not wrong it shows, however there is a plus… it does have a good slasher element to it and some kills are dare I say it brilliant, gory but brilliant.

Sadly that’s the only plus that’s in this film, it gets a very rare 0/10 from me, it’s bad that’s all you need to know.

As always catch ya later 🙂

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A Serbian Film… Yep… I Watched It

I feel wrong.

This is by far the most vile movie ever, as I said in my Irréversible review I love foreign cinema, now I heard about this films from various people, and they told me what’s in store for me if I ever decided to watch it, my oh my how I immediately regret watching this film.

A Serbian Film follows an adult film actor who is hired to do various “things” now, I am going to go in to some very very very very very very disgusting material so for the love of all things holy if you suffer from a nervous disposition the please… stop fucking reading!!!!

In a scene the actor is told to perform a sexual act, sounds tame I hear you say ha ha ha I laugh at your naivety ha ha ha!!! No he is asked to perform sex on a new born baby…. yes….. you read that right…. no I am not making that up…. he is asked to perform a sexual act on a newborn fucking baby!!! Oh believe me it gets a whole lot fucking worse!!! How? As I watch you cower in fear and adopt the fetal position! Well soon after he is then asked to perform sex on….. a dead corpse…… no again you read that right…. there’s necrophelia in this god forsaken shitshow.

To make matters worse the end of the film is horrid!!! He’s asked to shag his wife again sounds tame you say it’s not that bad ha ha ha!!! Again I laugh at you…. ha ha ha ha!!!! No let’s throw in there a six year old little boy. Again you read that right! He’s forced to shag his wife and six year old son, angered by this he shoots himself, his wife and son.

The closing line for this movie is when a guy walks in unzips his trousers and to which the director says, start with the young one.

A Serbian Film ladies and gentlemen!!!

Good god almighty I feel dirty I feel wrong, this is by far the most vilest movie I have ever seen, it’s definitely got some shock value in there definitely!!! This movie is fifty shades of wrong! The director should be checked for mental health issues because who in their right mind would even conjure up a movie like this!!! It’s sick!!! Absolutely fucking vile!!! It’s one of them films that stay with you long after the credits have finished rolling, like ewww!!!! This films gets a 0/10 because of the things I’ve seen in that movie are fucking disgusting, do not watch this vile movie!!!! It’s fucking wrong!!!! Like wrong on so many levels… ewww!!!!!! Now if you’ll excuse me I need to wash my eyes!!! Goodbye catch ya fucking later!!!!

*storms off while mumbling under breath*

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Happiness…. One Of The Most Uncomfortable Movies I Have Seen In My Life!!!

Okay remember when I reviewed Apt Pupil? I said that I had to switch it off after half hour? Yeah well, there’s a new film, and it’s ironically called Happiness… this film is far from it, it’s billed as a black comedy! Really, I admit I have a dark sense of humour but woah nelly this humour was too dark for me!

Happiness follows several stories, but there’s one story in particular that stays with you until the friggin credits roll! Basically it follows a dad and his son (sounds jolly and happy) but the dad has these “sexual desires” basically he has a creepy and down right perverted obsession with this one kid in his sons class, if you get uncomfortable with what I’m about to tell you then please stop reading.

The dad drugs this poor innocent kid while he’s sleeping over and then proceeds to… rape him…. yeah…. that film goes there. Oh did I mention the dad is a pedophile… no oh well he’s a pedophile, he then visits this one kid while his wife thinks he’s at a PTA meeting, he visits this kid whose home alone as his parents are in Europe, and you guessed it he….. rapes this child too…. the kid ends up in hospital and they find he’s been sexually abused, the father confesses this to his eleven year old son to which the son replies “would you ever fuck me” now any normal parent would say “hell no son you are family I would never do that to you ever!” Well the dad replies no, simple answer only to reply “I would jack off to you instead”

What the fuck!!!!! who writes that stuff… Happiness is so bloody uncomfortable it’s actually hard to sit through in some places, it wasn’t enjoyable at all like I said I have a dark sense of humour but fuck me this was too dark.

I give this film 2/10 it’s dark it’s uncomfortable but the way the film is shot is amazing, but as always guys until next time catch ya later! 🙂

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The Titan… Plot Holes Aplenty Fill This Bog Standard Body Horror Sci Fi Whatever This Film Was Meant To Be

This is one of the films where you have to laugh because of how predictable it is, also with the amount of plot holes this film has, the film stars Sam Worthington in an Katherine forgetful role, Taylor Schilling plays his wife and rising star child actor Noah Jupe plays their son.

Sam Worthington plays Rick Janssen who was previously a war pilot in the conflict in Syria, he is chosen by Professor Martin played by Tom Wilkinson, basically scientists have found a moon on Saturn called Titan, they believe that humans can adapt and procreate on this moon by undergoing a series of changes to turn them in to a meta human, he undergoes the first part of treatment then his wife starts noticing several changes, for instance he can hold his breathe underwater for forty minutes, and can swim faster than any other human.

She also finds that his veins are turning black, she starts becoming suspicious of the treatment her husband is receiving and starts investigating. Right I’m stopping the plot details there because not a lot happens a few people here and there die and Rick becomes a meta human and tries to kill his family and the guys that treated him.

Right, now what was wrong with this movie, oh boy where to begin number uno, Titan… we know that it’s a moon on Saturn we learn about the gasses it has on the planet, that’s it… that’s all we learn about Titan, secondly Ricks wife basically tries to stop the scientists from treating Rick, basically trying to halt the treatment and to stop them from sending him to Titan… only when the end of the film comes oh guess whose on Titan… yep you guessed it Rick! In the end he does go to Titan, after all his wife tried to do she still gave the all clear to let him go.

Which brings me on to my third point… why the hell did she slip saline inject him with it so he could escape once he became the meta human, cried when the guards tried to take him away to send to Titan only to then send him up there anyway! This film was abysmal I mean it was everything that’s wrong with a sci-fi film these days Jesus Christ on a bike we never hear from Titan again nor do we get any mention of why Titan might be inhabitable.

Seriously give this film a miss, the acting is appalling, Sam Worthington is really really bad in this movie as is the actress who plays his wife, even Tom Wilkinson was awful, now don’t get me wrong I’ve seen the kid act in a few other films most recently Wonder and Suburbicon but even he is not that great, and I’m prone to praise child actors but good god my ten year old brother could act better than some of these people in this film… final rating 0/10 the acting and the plot are terrible, let me tell you I was happy when the credits rolled excelsior! I cried thank god that’s over as I turned to my sister who was laughing at the ridiculousness of what we watched.

But anyway guys until next time I will catch ya later my dudes!!!!

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Clown, A Disgusting, Disturbing And Down Right Gory Ass Horror Flick

There’s a certain amount of gore I can take when it comes to horror movies, films like Final Destination I’m okay with, films like the Saw franchise I will not touch, then there’s Clown it’s produced by Eli Roth so you kinda get the feeling that it’s going to be disgusting, now it is disgusting but it’s disgusting in a way that makes me feel really uncomfortable, firstly I can take adults dying in horror films any day…. that sounded a lot better in my head but let me explain…. films like Final Destination I like because it doesn’t involve children dying in gruesome ways, that’s something I can’t take… at all like never.

Clown follows the story of a simple family man whose 10 year old son Jack is having birthday party, the clown they’ve hired has been double booked and cancels last minute, the dad finds an old clown costume in the house he’s trying to sell, so he goes home and entertains the children, only to fall asleep in the costume and wakes up with the costume fused to him, he try’s removing the nose but ends seriously injuring himself.

Now after this part he starts transforming in to a demon clown, he checks in to a motel where possibly one of the most adorable kid ever comes across him he offers to give him some food after hearing his stomach growl really loud, he tells the kid to simply stay away, the kid however come back while the dad is buzz sawing off his wig… now this is the first death we see, and while we see it offscreen we hear the saw blade rip through the little boy only seeing the exit wound it has left, immediately I thought oh it’s one of them movies where children die, great. After awhile we see the dad go through some really gruesome body changes, and a hunger for children,

His next port of call is an 11 year old boy who is home alone playing Xbox, he knocks over his drink and goes to get something to wipe it up, after seeing the back door open he goes and grabs some nunchucks, there he sees the clown and wonders why he’s there, we hear from his friend online that he bullied his son by rubbing glue in his face and calling his dad a fag because he dressed like a clown, he is then ripped apart by the clown and we hear offscreen the bloodcurdling scream from the boy and see what I’m guessing is a liver or his kidneys thrown at the TV… yep this film goes there with the gore factor, his next port of call is a place where every parent in America dreads to go Chuck-E-Cheese, we see a kid be dragged down like freakin jaws in to a ball pit, and then a boy is looking for his brother, he goes up the soft play area only to find his brother being eaten almost, just in the nick of time his brother gets away, only for him to be eaten alive by the killer clown, we see his body flung in to view and then his hand comes sliding down the slide in full view of kids and parents.

The mum ends up shooting the clown with the help of a guy she met but that part isn’t important we her the backstory of why the clown eats kids and all that, but anyway this film… wow there’s so many deaths I really didn’t enjoy it, I mean these kids die in the most horrific way possible it’s uncomfortable for me to of watched that, I personally want to know what the director was actually smoking or even thinking about in order to come up with this movie, it was horrible to watch, the acting was great however and the suspense was good too just the deaths seemed a little too much, I give this film a 3/10 it’s horrific seeing children die in movies and this film wastes no time in killing them.

Anyway guys that’s it from me see ya in the new year but as always until next time catch ya later 🙂

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Films That Dramatically, Epically Failed In 2017

2017 in my opinion was a great year for movies, we had adaptions, sequels and more reboots than you can shake a bucket of popcorn at, but that doesn’t mean that we’ve had some films that have flopped immensely this year, from dismal summer blockbusters to even more dismal winter openings, 2017 has had its fair share of epic flops, today we look back at just some of those films.

TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGT

I loved the Transformers films when they came out before the 2010s but since then they have gotten more and more terrible, I had the displeasure of seeing this at the cinema back in the summer this year, Michael Bay really needs to get back in track with making original films like his Armageddon and Bad Boys days, but hey ho he’s probably going through a really bad dry spell, the film lost around 40 million in the US box office but succeeded overseas, it’s a shame because Anthony Hopkins was wasted on this film, such a great actor in such a horrible film.

GEOSTORM

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…. that’s what I have to say nothing else to it, okay you ready for the plot because believe me it’s laughable, you ready here we go… the government have created satellites for one purpose hahahahahaha you won’t believe what for, come closer I’ll tell ya… no seriously come closer to your screen *whispers… they use the satellites to control the weather by sending little pods from space down to earth…. yep oh and guess who saves the day… none other than Scotland’s very own action movie superhero who always saves the day, Gerard Butler…

The film earned an abysmal 13 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, and for good reason to, the film was held back for various reshoots, when Jerry Bruckheimer came aboard, but alas he couldn’t save the film from scathing early reviews by the general public, you would think a film like that would’ve been pulled from release, but no they went ahead with the reshoots, and released it this year in October, the film performed miserably at the box office raking in a small amount of money.

BLADE RUNNER

“But Blade Runner was praised by critics” “it was a box office success” I hear you cry, but just like it’s predecessor it flopped dramatically, lack of marketing for this film was the main cause, plus it’s runtime clocking in at 163 minutes that’s nearly 3 hours, personally I liked it, it followed the original Blade Runner to a T but audiences were mostly at the cinema watching other movies rather than this one, but still, the original Blade Runner fans enjoyed.

POWER RANGERS

I was really looking forward to this early this year and I was so let down by how awful this movie was, Power Rangers was and still is my childhood, and swarms of nostalgia flowed through me during the trailers, it looked epic, however the pacing was terrible they spent so much time getting to know the characters rather than focus on the Power Rangers, they don’t even get in to their uniform until there’s 20 minutes of the film left, the film suffered massive blows nationwide in America and overseas and earned a dismal low rating on Rotten Tomatoes, looks like we won’t be getting the sequel to this bomb any time soon.

THE MUMMY

I love a good Tom Cruise film, however The Mummy was pretty much his worst, the film once again like Power Rangers it earned terrible reviews by critics, the film was supposed to launch a Dark Universe franchise but sadly poor reviews and a dismal box office run made the franchise nothing but an afterthought, so longtime Mummy fans will have to wait a teensy bit longer to see a franchise dawn from this.

GHOSTS IN THE SHELL

Oh boy this was a doozy, based on the critically acclaimed anime of the same name Ghosts In The Shell was surrounded by controversy right from the get go, mainly for the “whitewash” casting, the film starred Scarlett Johansson and earned really embarrassing reviews with critics, anime fans and movie goers started saying things about the casting mainly it’s lack of Japanese stars, since it’s well based off of an anime made in Japan.

MOTHER!

Darren Aronofsky, possibly one of Hollywoods underrated directors in my opinion, his visually stunning film The Fountain and his biblical epic Noah didn’t do well at the box office mainly because people didn’t like the religious themes, Mother! Done exactly the same thing and went all biblical on your ass, sadly a 60% rating on rotten tomatoes and poor box office sales sadly let mother slip in to the rank of box office bomb considering the cast of Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem.

So as you can see there have been some great movies this year and some major flops so with that theblakentorreviews would like to say a massive merry Christmas and here’s to a great 2018 but until next time guys catch ya later 🙂

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Suburbicon: A Confusing Pile Of Rubbish Possibly The Coen Brothers And George Clooney’s Worst Film

I was really looking forward to this movie, I love Matt Damon, he’s one of them actors where you can put him in any role and he will nail it every time, Suburbicon is possibly one of the worst films he has ever done I mean don’t get me wrong, he is great in this film but the film is a big pile of confusing plot holes.

Matt Damon plays a family man with a wife (Julian Moore) and son (Noah Jupe) and his wife’s sister (also played by Julian Moore) when a black family move in next door to them things in this peaceful idyllic town take a turn for the worst, Matt Damon’s home is invaded by two guys who tie up his family and give a dose of good old chloroform, but they accidentally give the wife an overdose and she dies, the sister then quickly becomes the sons guardian and second mum, but as the film goes on she starts to become more like the wife including dying her hair blonde just like the mum.

There’s also a murder mystery plot somewhere but the film is just really confusing to follow, I.e there’s to many things going on at once to follow what’s going on, but nonetheless the acting is awesome Matt Damon is great as is Julianne Moore as the deranged lunatic sister Noah Jupe is great in this as well as the son, the setting is amazing, George Clooney does capture the fifties suburbia really well, it’s just the plot that lets this film down dramatically, final rating 5/10 the acting is great and so is the setting just the plot is a big letdown anyway guys until next time catch ya later 🙂

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Flatliners…. Just Why

There are some remakes that are destined to be remade, and then there are some that bestow that old age saying and I quote “don’t fix what isn’t broken” Flatliners falls in to is category, sure the original which was released way back in the early 90s was okay at best but this is still one film that should never ever be remade like ever.

Flatliners follows the story of college grad students who undertake an experiment, which is basically to die experience the afterlife and then be bought back to life only for them to start hallucinating and seeing things. Now sounds interesting, the nineties version is fantastic regarding the story, pacing and visuals, this 2017 remake looks cheesy, tacky and just really really bad visually, trust me read my Dark Tower review and you will see that I hated that movie, this movie, oh boy hate isn’t even the word to describe this movie, it was garbage absolute garbage, the pacing seemed fast and the visuals were god awfully terrible the acting was…. pardon my potty mouth but SHIT!!!!!

This is only a short review because there is nothing else to say about this movie don’t waste your money and go see Blade Runner (which far superior than this pile of horseshit) Final rating 0/10 it’s awful anyway guys I’ll catch ya later 🙂