Yes… you heard that right, again really wish I was making that up… but I’m not, it’s real… oh so real.

You may remember a while back when I made a post saying that Michael Bay is making a Skibidi Toilet movie, and that this whole new generation of kids are a different breed, and I’m actually really terrified of them?

They run around saying “bro you got zero aura points and ugh bruh it’s giving this or it’s giving that” and they mention about their drip, which means their outfit… they’d say “yo bruh your drip is lit! Bro gained 10,000 aura points with that drip!”

So while Michael Bay is turning a sentient toilet with a man that only says “Skibidi dob dob dob” a YouTuber named Kane Parsons is making the Backrooms movie.

For those who don’t know who Kane Parsons is let me tell you!

He’s a YouTuber who posts horror shorts, mostly 90s style grainy found footage of someone in an office block type building, danger lurks around every corner and you get the sense you are being watched or followed.

Well… A24 have kindly asked Kane Parsons to direct a feature length movie about the back rooms… supposedly it’s going to star Chiwetel Ejiofor and Renate Reinsve (from the foreign film The Worst Person In The World) it’s going to be produced by Shawn Levy and James Wan.

I’m intrigued as to how they are going to do this… I’m curious as to how they’re going to make a skibidi toilet movie but there you go.

Back when I was a kid we was hooked on a baby biting his brother’s finger… and a cartoon unicorn named Charlie who was dragged along with two other unicorns on crazy wacky adventures.

We loved it, it was entertainment… and now we have a poorly rendered man in a toilet, oh how times change!

Kids of today will appreciate this movie, but us adults? Utter confusion when this film is released!

Parents of Gen Alpha will be confused too… I’m pretty sure their kids have watched Skibidi toilet or have mentioned going in to a car park and said “oh no we’ve gone in to the Backrooms!” While you guys have looked on and just simply said… “Backrooms? It’s a Tesco car park little Jimmy” little Jimmy will probably follow it up with “what the sigma! Bro loses aura points for that hot take!”

Sometimes I really feel like I need a dictionary with these lot… I’m googling new slang words almost… every… day!

So folks you heard it here! Not only is a Skibidi Toilet movie in the works but we now have a Backrooms movie in the works too! Brace yourselves!

Until next time guys, catch ya later! 🙂