Michael Bay… you may remember him from such films as Transformers, and The Rock… and Armageddon.

Great films weren’t they, sure they were filled with unnecessary explosions and blinding sunsets, but… hey they were great films to say the least.

Now for those of you who have children, or if your like me you work with children as well as volunteer with children, you may or may not have heard them say things like “rizz” or “bussin” or “no cap on god”

If you do not work with children or at least volunteer with them allow me to explain what those words mean.

*ahem*

Rizz… charisma, “bro got that rizz” basically it means you have charisma, and an ability to woo the opposite sex such as a woman.

Bussin… basically means it’s good, “yo man that quesadilla be bussin” translates to “I say my good man this quesadilla is good”

No cap on god… translates to “your outfit is great no lie I swear to god”

Caught up? Good

By now you’re probably wondering “jack… where is this going”? Or “oh my god, are you okay”?

I’m fine… no really I’m fine.

Now curious question… have you guys heard of Skibidi Toilet? No… well… thank god, keep it that way.

As the old saying goes curiosity killed the cat, that is exactly what happened with me, allow me to explain.

I’m a Cub Scout leader, I’ve been doing that for eight years, just the other week I had a boy come up to me and simply went to me “skibidi” confused I said “what”? The boy then replied “bro got that Skibidi Ohio Rizz, what the sigma”

See that face you’re making now… that look of complete and utter confusion… yeah that was the exact face I made.

I have zero clue what that boy meant, until he told me about Skibidi Toilet, as I said before my curiosity got the better of me, I sat down that very same night and watched Skibidi Toilet.

It is literally a toilet, with a poorly animated blokes head sticking out of it, and all he says is and I quote “Skibidi dib dib dib, Skibidi dop dop dop”

Yeah Michael Bay is making that in to a movie…

No… I am not making that up… my god I really wish I was making that up but… I’m not, it’s true… according to Variety a film or tv show is in the works.

My good god.

This generation are a different breed, generation alpha I’m not going to lie but… I am actually scared of them.

The stuff they say, the things they watch… I don’t get it, back when I was a kid it was Charlie Bit My Finger and Charlie The Unicorn, all the kids in my school if there was a kid called Charlie we would yell “Charlie…. Charlie…. Candy mountain Charlie…”

It was stupid but we loved it, but just how have we gone from a baby biting his big brother’s finger, to… a man’s head in a toilet singing god knows what.

It’s weird… but kids of today love it, it’s literally taken the world by storm, there’s merchandise, heck someone out there had written fan fiction for crying out loud.

Its become this massive cultural phenomenon and no one knows how nor why, there’s now lore behind some of the characters, one of the kids at my Cub Scout group come dressed as TV Man, a character from part seven.

Yes! Part seven, there’s now an all out war between Skibidi Toilet and another race of characters, seriously the kids I see on the street talk about it, like they talk about it like it’s the second coming of Jesus Christ.

I’d love to explain just how and why this Skibidi Toilet became popular but the answer to that is… I simply do not know.

It’s this weird cultural phenomenon that I can’t even grasp why it’s become that.

Now Michael Bay wants to make either a film or a tv series based on this.

I can’t be the only one who just doesn’t get it right? If any parents are reading this please enlighten me! I need answers goddammit!

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to rinse my eyes out, and pinch myself… because hopefully what I’ve read and seen was all a dream… I hope.

Until next time guys, catch ya later 🙂