Month: Aug 2015

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Move over Ghost Protocol Mission Impossible 5 is the best one yet

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So as you can see I went to watch Mission Impossible 5 or Rougue Nation, and I have to say wow! What an entry we have here to the Mission Impossible franchise, the stunts were amazing it makes you wonder how Tom Cruise is still alive after doing this stunts, since he doesn’t use a stunt double he does all the stunts himself. 

The film stars Tom Cruise, Rebecca Ferguson, Simon Pegg, Jeremy Renner and Alec Baldwin and for all you people who wanna know the run time it was 135 minutes (two and a half hours) long so it isn’t at all long at all, oh and it’s directed by Christopher Mcquarrie (he directed Jack Reacher) unfortunately I can’t tell you the plot because there are a hell of a load of spoilers normally I would spill the beans but so much goes on in this film that I would not like to reveal, so let’s dive in.

Okay I can say about the stunts in the film and I wanna draw your attention to the first stunt at the opener of the film where Ethan Hunt appears and jumps on to a Russian cargo plane carrying neurotoxins called nerve gas, he hangs on to the door asking fellow field agent Benji to open the door suddenly the plane takes off with Tom Cruise hanging on to the door, now that stunt was impressive I loved the way it was shot (the cinematographer has done an amazing job) I mean the whole film as a whole was shot perfectly, oh and that soundtrack though, there’s a part in the film which takes place at a showing of Turandot (a famous Italian opera) a fight breaks out all to the tune of Nessun Dorma, now that was really effective I mean I had shivers down my spine, my heart was racing, I’m not saying no more because I don’t want to ruin the story. 

Now let’s talk about the cast, now I said this last time I watched a Mission Impossible film and that is “my god Tom Cruise has surpassed himself with the stunts this time round” and boy does he I mean for a 50 year old guy (yeah I couldn’t believe it either when I heard) he can do some impressive stunts, then there’s Simon Pegg as Benji now just like Ghost Protocol Pegg is absolutely hilarious in this film I mean he is my favourite character in the film, he does have some amazing lines in this, also returning is Jeremy Renner as analyst William Brandt, now I like Jeremey Renner but Christ on a bike I can’t stand his character, I mean whenever Ethan came up with a plan he always popped up saying NO!!! We cannot do that, now look I understand he is trying to do what’s best but my god Ethan has been doing this since the 90s you’ve come along in Ghost Protocol, any who he wasn’t the only character who I didn’t like, Rebecca Ferguson’s character is irritating as hell I mean one second she’s good next she’s a villain, then you’ve got Alec Baldwin as Hunley a guy trying to stop the team from doing their missions, so with that said the cast is pretty impressive I mean really impressive they have all done good jobs. 

So my final opinion on this film well overall it’s very impressive the stunts as I have said before are really awesome, I will give this film a solid 10/10 mainly because of the action and the stunts Oh and the storyline it’s not to complicated and not to confusing to understand any way I hope you enjoyed my review of Rougue Nation and as always catch ya later 

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The Gallows the worst found footage movie since As Above So Below

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Remember the found footage genre, films like the Blair Witch Project, Paranormal Activity (the first one not the crappy sequels) and Rec those films were friggin amazing but alas you do get the bottom of the barrel found footage movies, films like As above So Below, Grave Encounters 1 and 2 and The Gallows which is the newest entry at the bottom of the barrel.

Now The Gallows does have its moments I’m not going to lie, but some of the scares are rehashed over and over again which does get really really dull and very quickly do you find yourself going in circles, so let’s dive in to this bottom of the barrel and take a look at The Gallows.

We open on a teenager named Charlie Grimille who is in his school play known as The Gallows, halfway through the closing scene a freak accident happens with the noose killing Charlie. Cut to 20 years later and we find the same school 20 years on from the incident is putting on the same play, that’s like an incident happening on the stage show Macbeth and then reopening in the same theatre 20 years on you wouldn’t do it so why? Any who a guy called Reece is playing the lead role to fight for his love for his crush Pheifer Reece’s friend takes the piss out of him for being in the play, so they along wih Reece’s mates girlfriend Cassidy break in to the school and vandalise the set. 

Pheifer finds out what they are doing and is angry but once they get back on stage the set has magically repaired.

Halfway through the film they see a TV with news footage about Charlie along with an interview with his girlfriend, once out of the room thy hear footsteps above them and suddenly Cassidy is hung with a noose but survives only to have a wound round her neck which gets worse as time goes on, Reece’s mate has died after getting hung by the mysterious figure known as the hangman scared and frightened they try to find a way out but can’t (as everything is locked because they are in a school) the hangman almost kills Reece but he survives, meanwhile Cassidy is sitting by some stairs crying nursing the wound on her neck but suddenly a noose appears and she is dragged down the stairs kicking and screaming. 

Reece and Pheifer are on the stage trying to hide from the hangman then the stage lights come on and thy act out a scene from the play, the stage then opens on the gallows (the hanging noose where charlie died) Pheifer still in character yells her lines as Reece tells her to stop, in the background you see the hangman pull the lever killing Reece, the hangman along with Pheifer take a bow revealing a figure in the audience… Ready for the mysterious figure… It’s Charlie Grimille’s girlfriend who gives a standing ovation and claps. 

Now we cut to cops coming to a house after getting a call the two cops come in and see a mother and a daughter sitting on a bed while the mother is brushing the daughters hair, the news footage is rolling and it shows the story of Charlie, suddenly charlie appears outta nowhere and kills the cop then the screen cuts to black and then the credits roll.

And that was the gallows, wow, I mean wow what a disappointment this film was, the acting was atrocious as was the whole plot oh my god was the plot bad, when I first heard of this film I thought it was great I mean the trailer sold me, but alas the trailer proved to be better than the actual film itself. 

I do think the found footage is dying sadly, the Blair Witch Project an Paranormal Activity were I think the benchmark for the found footage genre, but now it’s all the same rehashed garbage that comes out of Hollywood, oh no there’s a ghost oh no, seriously Hollywood get some better ideas you have made some gems in your time like whiplash and foxcatcher, keep at that don’t just use the same old story again, okay rant over, anyway I would give the gallows a miss don’t waste your money or time with this film. Do you agree with my opinion do Hollywood use the same stories over and over and over again let me know, until next time catch you later.

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